SMS Time!
Every exam time the innovative against engineering sms's start pouring in. And some of them so fucking hilarious that I decide to post them for all to see and then I forget. And then I forget the joke all together. (Regardless of the huge stock of random trivia I remember, I'm really bad at remembering jokes!)
Teacher: You have to aim for atleast 60% this time.
Engg. Student: I'll get 75% marks.
Teacher: You got to be kidding me.
Engg. Student: Yeah I am, but you started it
ROFL!!!!!
And there was this pseudo-shayari
Yeh exam se rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain
Reh jate hain jo nigahon se door
Wahi questions compulsory hote hain
Teacher: You have to aim for atleast 60% this time.
Engg. Student: I'll get 75% marks.
Teacher: You got to be kidding me.
Engg. Student: Yeah I am, but you started it
ROFL!!!!!
And there was this pseudo-shayari
Yeh exam se rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain
Reh jate hain jo nigahon se door
Wahi questions compulsory hote hain
posted by Kathak - The Story Teller! @ 6:31 PM
6 Comments:
At 8:23 PM, May 24, 2005,
S m i t h a said…
First one was very funny! I imagined the teacher's reaction...LOL
second one...too many words i dont understand :( :(( F1 F1
At 1:11 AM, May 25, 2005,
Anonymous said…
dear kathak,
sms sms khelna band kar aur padhai ki taraf dhyan de!!!
danny se kuch sikho!
:D
Agent R!
At 1:52 AM, May 25, 2005,
Kathak - The Story Teller! said…
Mathi my love, the gist of the second one was that whatever is not studied mysteriously finds its way into the question papers.
Agent R, saali, tu nahi sudharne wali :))
At 10:18 PM, June 04, 2005,
Anonymous said…
I can add one to this
In the olden days people would leave sansar and take vanvas. They would do tapasya and become disconnected from the world. Today them become engineers!
G
At 10:19 PM, June 04, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Sorry that's they*. Galti se mistake hua!!
G
At 6:54 PM, June 06, 2005,
Kathak - The Story Teller! said…
G, :-)
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