Personal Attacks :(

I enjoy making personal attacks at Pearl. Stuff like
"You've got the brains of an amoeba" or
"With your personality, I'm surprised you're not an orange" and such other crap!

Today, I requested (read: begged) her to review an essay of mine, for my MBA applications, with deadlines early next week. There was one essay where I had to describe myself to the class. On reading that, Pearl tells me,
"Even a waterfall could describe itself better".

Damn. I don't know whether to be upset with her remark or to be happy she's learning to make personal attacks!