Ek Kathak Aur Uski Kathayen

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Congrats Kiddo...!!!

It's totally out of character to be congratulating my silly sister and all that, but the kid managed a 90.153846.... in her 10th Board papers!!!

Amazing, no??

P.S: Where's the party kid???
P.P.S: Please may I write a poem for you?

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Nobody liked my Poetry...

Now I am depressed
Now I do not know what to do
Now I feel nobody loves me
Now I will stop writing poetry for people.

:(

Yours depressedly (or whatever that is)
Candy.

Monday, June 18, 2007

All play and no work...

Creates gems for future generations to read...
Interactive poetry, Ladies and Gentlemen!!

Revy had forgotten to "reply all" to a sad mail sent by Charlie boy, and so I hit reply all and that worked as a reminder. So natuarally Revy baby was happy about the reminder, and so I wrote a few lines of poetry for her...

Now I made you remember.
Now you remember.
Now you replied.
Now we're all happy.
Now that we're all happy, you are also happy.
Now that calls for a party.
Now you need to give us a party.
Now that party can be an Ice cream party.
Now that can be given at the ice cream thingy inside E-square.
Now that is because the ice cream of that brand is amazing.
Now isn't that lovely!
Now we're all happy all over again,
Now... heh heh heh!!!!!!!!


Then of course, she replied in prose, which when converted to poetry reads...
Now I'm not happy.
Now that because of the use of the word "Now" in Sonal's poetry.


This converstion didn't go down well with her, so she replied in prose again, which when converted to poetry reads...
Now I will request you to spare me.
Now I am pleading with you.


Which of course, didn't go down well either. But to be fair and just to the girl, she made an attempt at poetry, which was rather bad, so converting it to poetry again...
Now I'm not happy
Now that is because Candy has started using too many "Now's" in her poetry
Now I am getting bored because of that
Now I realised that is because I never liked it
Now will Sonal ever understand
Now that she should stop using the word "Now"


Then I realised I loved the poetry!! So I added to the poem...
Now I will blog this poem...

Now isn't this lovely!!!! lol!!
P.S: Please note that Candy and Sonal are the same people, therefore there is no logical mistake in the previous to previous stanza! Its like, $ alias Sonal= Candy
P.P.S: This is an explaination for Revy.
P.P.P.S: The post isn't checked for spelling mistakes.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Question for the day...

How difficult is it to sms in English? There's even T9 to make life simple!

On a totally off note, at times I think the apes are smarter than us. We lost intelligence somewhere along the way while evolution was happening. And yes, I have been watching Discovery and seeing a wild monkey eat a banana after peeling the skin and of another one taking care of its kid. Makes me positive that they're wiser/smarter than us.

P.S: I'm not drunk, not as yet!

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Quote for the day...

Why do people assume that I will by default leave my current job within a year of joining by virtue of one year getting over??

Its been a year and eight months here and the first question I hear when I meet someone is,
"You still with Wipro?!???"
And when I answer
"Yes", I get all assorted reactions from
1. Nice
What do I make of that?
2. Still????
Err... Am I supposed to play musical jobs?
3. Haven't you started job searching yet?
Was a I supposed to?
4. Lazy, huh?
Excuse me!

One lady who didn't know me for more than 30 seconds, and only knew that I'm with my current employer since a little over a year and a half even said
"Isnt that illegal", I still haven't been able to figure out what she meant.
Illegal - So sue me! Lol!!